Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Song Lessons

Ive crapped abt what tv shows have taught me. Now Im gonna crap abt what songs have taught me. One of the most hyped singer since his/her inception has to be without a doubt (no NOT justin bieber) but Lady Gaga. This is what her singles have taught me:

Just Dance - Sometimes in the midst of all the ongoing crap occuring in yr life, its good to just forget abt em and let loose
Poker Face - You cant really trust people cos they can backstab u. Oh, and those who appear straight may actually be gay. Lol.
LoveGame - A dick can be called a discostick.
Paparazzi - Loving someone too much may be dangerous
Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) - The time will come when people close to us start to leave, and we just have to accept it :(
Bad Romance - You do your best to please someone, to want their love, attention and affection, but all u get in return is entrapment in a loveless relationship/friendship.
Telephone - Household items with repetitions make very good songs. Like Rihanna's Umbrella. =.=

KE$HA's songs taught me that you can appear to be some slutty bimbo who prances around singing about the most pointless crap, but you will still be famous. Such is the sad scene of the music industry nowadays.

Ok lah. JUSTIN BIEBER. What have his songs taught me?
One Time : A boy and girl are meant to be an item. A pair. Not boy and boy or girl and girl. Provided the girl is not taller than the guy lah.
One Less Lonely Girl: Same thing.
Baby: Again the same thing. How much a girl means to a boy. He has to find girls shorter than him for his vids.
Eenie Meenie: Childhood nursery rhymes/songs can be made into meaningless songs nowadays, needing just an insanely catchy tune.

Current mood: So extremely dead tired
Current Songs:
What you waiting for - MizzNina feat Colby O
All night long - Alexandra Burke feat Pitbull
California Gurls - Katy Perry feat Snoopp Dogg
Alejandro - Lady Gaga

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