My Life is weirdly random...

Been home alone the last couple days. Had to wake up early, feed the chickens, feed the turkey, the pigeons, the rabbit, the hamster and that funny yellow/blue colourful bird. Then had to wash the clothes, take in the clothes, fold em, cook the food, clean the cutlery, clean the rooms, wipe dusty areas, sweep and mop the floors and warm up the food when my bro came home from work. I felt like my mom. Had to water the plants, read financial statements, change lightbulbs and read newspapers. Felt like my dad. Had to study for my driving theory test. Felt like my older brother. Read financial books. Felt like my younger brother. Did some mundane and mindless onlining. Felt like my sister. Then got to relax, listen to music and talk abt company reporting with Michelle. Finally felt like myself.

Was eating a Ferrero Rocher with my right hand when an ad came on TV advising us to have a balanced diet. So I went downstairs and ate one more with my left hand. =.=

I realised I was eating chips when watching Salt, facebooking when watching The Social Network and was watching Twilight: Eclipse at night.

In Taylor Swift's new album, each of her song is abt one specific guy she's had experience with or dated. If I made an album like that I'd probably have less than 5 songs.

I had a DSLR camera! Then I woke up. I was pissed. Then I wasn't pissed anymore cos in the dream the camera was spoiled.

Discovered my feline room invader of few days ago has kittens in my kitchen ceiling.

Just realised why therapists understand rape victims so well. I mean, they are The Rapists .... lol.

Ke$ha could be disguised as my pet hamster. Not only is it an animal but it's also a cannibal.

Was in my friend's room when he asked if I wanted to lift iron. I said sure. He then gave me a freaking iron from the ironing board.

Saw this huge bald mechanic wearing a leather jacket with tats on both arms. Pretty tough looking guy... until his phone rang and Justin Bieber's "Baby" came on.

Just found out dad has fb under some secret identity. Crap.

My driving instructor was talking to us about driving ethics and road rules. He then got summoned for driving against the flow of traffic.

Wore my Monash Uni shirt while playing golf. People I met said I must be super smart cos I'm in one of the best Unis in the world. At least they got half of that right. LOL.

Managed to wake up at 930am without alarm. Felt like a normal human being for once.

My sister had been using my bro's laptop for hours. When I liked her fb status, the com crashed.

Was reading a book when I thought, no one judges a book by its cover. Don't they judge a book by its summary at the back?

PhasedBook

So, rumours are rife around cybertown that the advent of the cessation of everyone's favourite website - Facebook, is near . The medium perfect for stalking. Virtual thuds must be reverberating somewhere in cyberspace as netizens are banging their heads against walls - if these rumours are to be true. Come March 2011, life, as we know it, could change. LOL. Well it wouldn't be THAT bad right?

Instead of staying cooped up at home all day n night stalking ppl, you'd be required to get off yr ass and make actual friends.

Instead of commenting on every photo/wall post/status, you would have actual conversations.

Instead of uploading every single pic, u can print em out/develop em. More memorable I think to have a 'hard' copy.

However, I do think there will be a massive downside to it too.

People who have severe withdrawal symptoms will be going to people's houses and writing on their walls.

Molestation cases will be on the rise cos they will be poking others.

They will be following random ppl and documenting their every move.

There will be an increase in the demand for fishes, farms and the like while gambling and mafias will be on the rise.

I'm sure the repercussions would be more profuse and intricate. How do we deal should this event actually transpire? Well, just remember the life u had prior to facebook I guess. if you can't remember that far back, then just find something new to consume your life. Like Twitter, MySpace or whatever. Heh.

Johor Baru From The Sky

So many things to do.

So little time left.

I hate how the holidays have turned out.

But I'm glad I'm blessed to have found another "family".

Can't wait to leave JB for Sunway.

But at the same time I don't wanna.

Sux.

What's the freakin point in rehashing details of the past? I'm in uni now, not high school. Thr's no point bringing up shits from the past. Now I'm considered THE failure. Sheesh. Things change. People change. RESULTS change goddammit. Judge me for who i am NOW. not bloody 6 yrs ago.

Wonder what happens if facebook really shuts down on March 15th. Lol.

Current Mood: Shit.

Current Songs:

Kate Voegele - Angel

Taio Cruz - Higher

Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm F*ckin' You)

Bruno Mars - Talking To The Moon

Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)

Maher Zain - The Chosen One

Train - If It's Love

The Saturdays - Higher

Shontelle - Perfect Nightmare

S.H.E. - 愛就對了

PS: "I decided to play with my cock today. After a while I got bored so I decided to put it back in its cage" from the previous post is a play on words. The 'cock' refers to my pet chicken and not sth else u dirty minded perverts. Lol.

My Life is randomly weird...

On New Years, there were parties galore. No one came to mine. I didn't throw a party.

I stayed up all night wondering about insomnia.

I thought of having a fap. Then dad walked in. I forgot to lock the door. If I had started...

I was bored so I decided to do something bold while my whole family was home. I stripped naked...in the bathroom.

I decided to play with my cock today. After a while I got bored so I put it back in its cage.

I spent one whole night planning my units for the next 3 sems. Went to the darn uni website and reenrolment was closed.

Can't seem to connect to the net, sms or make/rcv calls from hp or housephone only in my room. Weird.

Some weird guy in front of me was shouting at this woman in mandarin and his dog kept barking non-stop. It was getting really loud and annoying so I turned the tv off.

Friend made a bet that if I get a gf next sem I owe her 3 meals (one whole day). So if I DON'T get a gf next sem she owes me 3 meals. Looks like a win-win situation to me. Here's to you Rebecca Vincent.

My mom asked me how to spell "dialogue". She's an English major.

My friend called my house phone and asked me if I was home.

Saw many insects flying around an unused waterfall. Realised they were bees. There was a friggin bee hive in my house.

My sister and I watched The Tourist. The ticket lady asked if we wanted a couple seat.

My sister and I were facilitators for an English camp and were getting ready at 7am. She was talking about how she's good at interacting with children. I was bloody tired and sleepy and wanted to express that I was only good for sleeping. I blurted "I'm good in bed".

I was on fb when my friend asked for my bro's new hp no. I didn't even know he had a new no.

Last week I ran into a friend at a mall. Luckily he wasn't hurt.

As I was typing this, a cat casually strolled out of my room and walked down the stairs. I don't have a cat. Hmm...