My Life is weirdly random...

Been home alone the last couple days. Had to wake up early, feed the chickens, feed the turkey, the pigeons, the rabbit, the hamster and that funny yellow/blue colourful bird. Then had to wash the clothes, take in the clothes, fold em, cook the food, clean the cutlery, clean the rooms, wipe dusty areas, sweep and mop the floors and warm up the food when my bro came home from work. I felt like my mom. Had to water the plants, read financial statements, change lightbulbs and read newspapers. Felt like my dad. Had to study for my driving theory test. Felt like my older brother. Read financial books. Felt like my younger brother. Did some mundane and mindless onlining. Felt like my sister. Then got to relax, listen to music and talk abt company reporting with Michelle. Finally felt like myself.

Was eating a Ferrero Rocher with my right hand when an ad came on TV advising us to have a balanced diet. So I went downstairs and ate one more with my left hand. =.=

I realised I was eating chips when watching Salt, facebooking when watching The Social Network and was watching Twilight: Eclipse at night.

In Taylor Swift's new album, each of her song is abt one specific guy she's had experience with or dated. If I made an album like that I'd probably have less than 5 songs.

I had a DSLR camera! Then I woke up. I was pissed. Then I wasn't pissed anymore cos in the dream the camera was spoiled.

Discovered my feline room invader of few days ago has kittens in my kitchen ceiling.

Just realised why therapists understand rape victims so well. I mean, they are The Rapists .... lol.

Ke$ha could be disguised as my pet hamster. Not only is it an animal but it's also a cannibal.

Was in my friend's room when he asked if I wanted to lift iron. I said sure. He then gave me a freaking iron from the ironing board.

Saw this huge bald mechanic wearing a leather jacket with tats on both arms. Pretty tough looking guy... until his phone rang and Justin Bieber's "Baby" came on.

Just found out dad has fb under some secret identity. Crap.

My driving instructor was talking to us about driving ethics and road rules. He then got summoned for driving against the flow of traffic.

Wore my Monash Uni shirt while playing golf. People I met said I must be super smart cos I'm in one of the best Unis in the world. At least they got half of that right. LOL.

Managed to wake up at 930am without alarm. Felt like a normal human being for once.

My sister had been using my bro's laptop for hours. When I liked her fb status, the com crashed.

Was reading a book when I thought, no one judges a book by its cover. Don't they judge a book by its summary at the back?