Sunday, January 16, 2011

PhasedBook

So, rumours are rife around cybertown that the advent of the cessation of everyone's favourite website - Facebook, is near . The medium perfect for stalking. Virtual thuds must be reverberating somewhere in cyberspace as netizens are banging their heads against walls - if these rumours are to be true. Come March 2011, life, as we know it, could change. LOL. Well it wouldn't be THAT bad right?

Instead of staying cooped up at home all day n night stalking ppl, you'd be required to get off yr ass and make actual friends.
Instead of commenting on every photo/wall post/status, you would have actual conversations.
Instead of uploading every single pic, u can print em out/develop em. More memorable I think to have a 'hard' copy.

However, I do think there will be a massive downside to it too.
People who have severe withdrawal symptoms will be going to people's houses and writing on their walls.
Molestation cases will be on the rise cos they will be poking others.
They will be following random ppl and documenting their every move.
There will be an increase in the demand for fishes, farms and the like while gambling and mafias will be on the rise.
I'm sure the repercussions would be more profuse and intricate. How do we deal should this event actually transpire? Well, just remember the life u had prior to facebook I guess. if you can't remember that far back, then just find something new to consume your life. Like Twitter, MySpace or whatever. Heh.

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