New Year, New Sem, Same Ol F*ckin Probs

Finally equipped with internet capabilities after weeks of rushing like desperate maniacs for wifi.

Got to realise how impt the net is. And no, not referring to facebook =.=

Wonder what the hell is Monash's criteria for hiring lecturers/tutors. Excellent command of Manglish? No requirement for basic English? Not sure if it was my boredom or serious annoyance of his basic English deficiencies but I actually noted several words he mispronounced:

-howholes (households)

-equibruim (equilibrium)

-suppy (supply)

-diffen (different)

-redue (reduce)

-levelue (revenue)

-garmen (government)

-crear (clear)

-insuran (insurance)

-popurar (popular)

-fick (fix)

-indilecly (indirectly)

- pear (pay)

-intest (interest)

- ulian (union)

ok im done. there are millions more but i guess the picture is clear. Torturous is an understatement. Oh well everyone is flawed.

I wonder if I give off this dumb retarded look. No not a look with my tongue sticking out and all but a look that gives ppl the impression Im dumb. I know almost everyone thinks im this bad boy who just clubs and parties and is some playboy and shit (well once they get to know me they realise just how opposite tt is lol - im lame, boring, unfun and old), but do I also look stupid? Management lecturer looked 0.0 when I told her i got HD, Biz Econs Stats kept talking to me like i was slow, and now Cost Info lec immediately called me a failure when she saw me. At least her 0.0 look when she realised I got HD was better. Shut her up. Lol. But still... =.=

Investing! Very fun initially. Making/Losing few hundreds was exciting, crazy searching for stocks, but now its become boring. Like losing 6000 a night doesnt arouse the "omg shit wtf!" feeling anymore. Guess got more impt things to worry abt...

Well well. Looks like Im just doomed to be entrapped in a conglomeration of problems and situations that just will never go away or will keep getting worse. And graciously new problems seem to appear. And sickeningly none of these probs are within my control. So what can I do? Nothing. But just watch and try not to experience more negativity than i already have. But of course thats always easier said than done.

Wellllllllllll

That ain't Justin Bieber with makeup

It's Yours Truly

Now why the hell would I have a pic of JB on my blog anywaes?

Heh

Fuckin' Imperfect

The world is full of fucking pricks. Heinous idiots who think nothing but the world of themselves. Hasn't anyone heard of that ubiquitous phrase "do unto others what you expect others to do unto you" or something pertaining along that line? Maybe only I have. It has become tired pathetic game whereby the gears rewind and the motion restarts again and again. I do not go around proclaiming myself as a self-righteous asshole cos at times I fall into the abovementioned category of pricks. But enough is enough. This is the umpteenth time I've told myself, and the millionth time I've done nothing about. The time is ripe to make a new life for myself, as time is scarce, but opportunities are aplenty. But is it worth it to go after what you want, not giving a damn about who you step on or betray in the process? Maybe. After all, these pricks probably will do the very same shit to you, whether you know it or not. They go after what they want, and you end up a byproduct of the mess they create en route to attaining their ultimate objective, whatever the fuck it may be. It has always been ingrained in my mentality that we shd treat others well (cue that stupid phrase). But I think it's time for change. Not wholesale. But change nontheless. Maybe its the shitty hols. The endless months of mental torture. Maybe it's the fact that I'm tired of the same crap regurgitating. Or maybe I'm just emo. Whatever it is, change is necessary. For better or worse. Never a self-proclamation of righteousness, but it is never fair that the perpetual dispensing of kindness replete with sincerity is constantly reimbursed with fucked up ingratitude dripping with unparalleled expectations laced with obligation. Fuck that. Why waste your precious time on people who don't deserve a second of it. No man is God. I may be part of God's grand scheme or some plan He has, but I AM NOT PART OF ANOTHER MAN'S PLAN TO BE MERCILESSLY USED. It's time to hit the "off" button on this stupid game. Or if it can't be switched off, then be the player, instead of the one being played.

One thing I realised when sending off my 2 close pals off today was that, in the face of adversity, when you can't get what you want, you shouldn't give up that easily and you should look for alternative solutions. And never limit your options. Have a blast down under pw and reb. We will be missing you in this dead place. Doesn't seem to flow with the earlier contents. Lol.

My Life is random & weird

I accidentally saw someone's dick while peeing in a public toilet. I stared at it for a few seconds. It wasn't awkward though cos it was my own.

While watching One Tree Hill, I found a leaf and twig on my chair in my room. Hmm.

Was in the kitchen when my sis asked "Have u eaten?". I said no. She looked at me and said "I was talking to the hamster". -.-

Met my lesbian cousin at another cousin's wedding. Turns out she has more gfs than I ever had. Lol.

Isn't the phrase "discovered missing" a paradox? If something is discovered, it can't be missing, and if it's missing, it can't be discovered.

After showering, I found a pair of pliers next to my toothbrush. Wtf...

A mosquito bit my ankle, sucked my blood then subsequently dropped dead.

I've finally become a huge success after getting my first million. But all that changed after I closed the window on my laptop.

Saw an"I ♥ Justin Bieber" t-shirt while in Singapore. Worn by a guy.

In Guardian, I saw a bald man buying shampoo. Lolz.

My older bro's msn pm was "ashamed to be living in this era with singers such as Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga". Yet he has Baby, Teenage Dream and Alejandro in his car.

I was molested. In a freaking mosque.

Was browsing through some business books in Popular and came across 3 books on Justin Bieber. They were actually under the 'Fiction' shelf.

Today, I discovered I have a really weird spastic toilet connection with a friend. Whenever we sms/talk on the phone/msn/fb chat, one of us always is in/have to go to the toilet.

A friend told me in London, they remixed Maher Zain's 'Insha Allah' into a clubbing song. Wtf? Isn't that equivalent to blasting Avenged Sevenfold's 'God Hates Us' during Sunday service in church?

It is reported that excessive masturbation causes temporary but serious memory loss. Can't remember where I read it from though.

What the Heck.

Speeding in heavy rain.

Blasting metal at midnight.

Weirdly provides some sort of high.

Yet in a rare juxtaposition, it's also weirdly therapeutic.

"All my life I've been good,

But now, I'm thinking what the hell!"

"Tell me what you want to hear,

Something that were like those years,

Sick of all the insincere,

So I'm gonna give all my secrets away."

Current Songs:

P!nk - F**kin' Perfect

Avril Lavigne - What The Hell

Bruno Mars - Marry You

Ke$ha - Blow

Rihanna - S & M

Eminem - No Love

Flo Rida - Who Dat Girl

A7x - I Won't See You Tonight

My Life is weirdly random...

Been home alone the last couple days. Had to wake up early, feed the chickens, feed the turkey, the pigeons, the rabbit, the hamster and that funny yellow/blue colourful bird. Then had to wash the clothes, take in the clothes, fold em, cook the food, clean the cutlery, clean the rooms, wipe dusty areas, sweep and mop the floors and warm up the food when my bro came home from work. I felt like my mom. Had to water the plants, read financial statements, change lightbulbs and read newspapers. Felt like my dad. Had to study for my driving theory test. Felt like my older brother. Read financial books. Felt like my younger brother. Did some mundane and mindless onlining. Felt like my sister. Then got to relax, listen to music and talk abt company reporting with Michelle. Finally felt like myself.

Was eating a Ferrero Rocher with my right hand when an ad came on TV advising us to have a balanced diet. So I went downstairs and ate one more with my left hand. =.=

I realised I was eating chips when watching Salt, facebooking when watching The Social Network and was watching Twilight: Eclipse at night.

In Taylor Swift's new album, each of her song is abt one specific guy she's had experience with or dated. If I made an album like that I'd probably have less than 5 songs.

I had a DSLR camera! Then I woke up. I was pissed. Then I wasn't pissed anymore cos in the dream the camera was spoiled.

Discovered my feline room invader of few days ago has kittens in my kitchen ceiling.

Just realised why therapists understand rape victims so well. I mean, they are The Rapists .... lol.

Ke$ha could be disguised as my pet hamster. Not only is it an animal but it's also a cannibal.

Was in my friend's room when he asked if I wanted to lift iron. I said sure. He then gave me a freaking iron from the ironing board.

Saw this huge bald mechanic wearing a leather jacket with tats on both arms. Pretty tough looking guy... until his phone rang and Justin Bieber's "Baby" came on.

Just found out dad has fb under some secret identity. Crap.

My driving instructor was talking to us about driving ethics and road rules. He then got summoned for driving against the flow of traffic.

Wore my Monash Uni shirt while playing golf. People I met said I must be super smart cos I'm in one of the best Unis in the world. At least they got half of that right. LOL.

Managed to wake up at 930am without alarm. Felt like a normal human being for once.

My sister had been using my bro's laptop for hours. When I liked her fb status, the com crashed.

Was reading a book when I thought, no one judges a book by its cover. Don't they judge a book by its summary at the back?

PhasedBook

So, rumours are rife around cybertown that the advent of the cessation of everyone's favourite website - Facebook, is near . The medium perfect for stalking. Virtual thuds must be reverberating somewhere in cyberspace as netizens are banging their heads against walls - if these rumours are to be true. Come March 2011, life, as we know it, could change. LOL. Well it wouldn't be THAT bad right?

Instead of staying cooped up at home all day n night stalking ppl, you'd be required to get off yr ass and make actual friends.

Instead of commenting on every photo/wall post/status, you would have actual conversations.

Instead of uploading every single pic, u can print em out/develop em. More memorable I think to have a 'hard' copy.

However, I do think there will be a massive downside to it too.

People who have severe withdrawal symptoms will be going to people's houses and writing on their walls.

Molestation cases will be on the rise cos they will be poking others.

They will be following random ppl and documenting their every move.

There will be an increase in the demand for fishes, farms and the like while gambling and mafias will be on the rise.

I'm sure the repercussions would be more profuse and intricate. How do we deal should this event actually transpire? Well, just remember the life u had prior to facebook I guess. if you can't remember that far back, then just find something new to consume your life. Like Twitter, MySpace or whatever. Heh.