What is it?

Justin Timberlake & David Archuleta have long ones.

Taio Cruz & Bruno Mars surprisingly have short ones.

Ke$ha, JoJo, Adele, Rihanna & Madonna don't have it.

Tiger Woods uses his alot.

Lady GaGa apparently seems to have one.

Typical Asians have short ones.

So, what is it?

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If you thought penis, you're a pervert.

It's SURNAME.

Time Value of Life

Imagine you are bestowed an investment. This investment comprises of a deposit that produces $86,400 daily. Each day, you are given $86,400 to spend. You have complete freedom to allocate this money, to spend it on whatever you want. The only stipulation to this investment is that at the end of each day, whatever amount of the $86,400 that is not spent would be disposed of - it cannot be saved back into the deposit. So if you do not spend any dollar by the end of the day, it goes to waste. Sounds like a magical investment eh? Well, in fact we all have been generously bestowed with this so-called magical investment - time.

Each day, we are given 86,400 seconds to spend. Each second passed cannot be taken back; it is a "sunk cost". What we do with this time is completely up to us - no one has the authority to impose any restrictions, limitations or regulations...irrationally. Spend the time given each day wisely- set your priorities right. Focus on the larger things in life - family, friends, loved ones, for they add colour and value to this ever-depreciating world. People often chase and worry about things that they think are material, but in fact are vastly insignificant. More time spent on the trivial robs you of quality time that could have been spent elsewhere, time that would have more value. Remember, the time passed (like writing this post) cannot be saved or used again. So spend the 86,400 seconds wisely.

The music industry must be either crashing or artistes are having fun with song titles.

Drake: Find Your Love ---> Rihanna: We Found Love.

Lil Wayne: How To Love ---> Selena Gomez: Love You Like A Love Song.

Gym Class Heroes: Stereo Hearts ---> Edward Maya: Stereo Love

Selena Gomez: A Year Without Rain ---> (One Year Later) Bruno Mars: It Will Rain ---> Pitbull: Rain Over Me

Taylor Swift: The Story Of Us ---> Lady Gaga: You & I ---> Rihanna: California King Bed ---> Maroon 5: Never Gonna Leave This Bed ---> Ke$ha: Blow ---> Enrique Iglesias: Tonight I'm F*ckin You ---> The Wanted: Glad You Came ---> Nicole Scherzinger ---> Wet ---> Justin Bieber: Baby ---> Lady Gaga: Bad Romance

Current Songs:

Adele - Someone Like You

Lady Gaga - You & I

Dev - In The Dark

Rihanna - We Found Love

Britney Spears - Criminal

Nicki Minaj - Fly

Leona Lewis - Collide

Kelly Clarkson - Mr Know It All

MizzNina - Take Over

Cobra Starship - You Make Me Feel

Martin Solveig - Hello

Greyson Chance - Waiting Outside The Lines

Taylor Swift - The Story Of Us

If I Die Young

A weekly norm turned on its head in the most horrifying, yet predictable way. Always heard about it, never thought I'd actually encounter it. But that's life, and shit happens all the damn time. The thought of death is horrifying, the actual feeling of near death is much worse. They say before u die, u see yr life flash past yr eyes. Not so. Your vision gets blurred, yr head starts to spin and yr coordination weakens. You do see assholic cabs flashing past yr eyes though. Blood, pain, darkness. Engulfing you like a tsunami that swallowed Indonesia back in 2005. On the verge of death, all thoughts just fly out of whats left of yr mental capabilities. And then comes a black myvi carrying 3 good samaritans to snatch me from the jaws of death and give me a new lease of life...of which ive to now face the potential consequences.

The thoughts keep plaguing your mind like a vermin. The scene repeats itself like a spoilt dvd in yr head, and the 4 fuckers keep appearing and reappearing again and again. Any minute not spent consciously thinking of other things or doing sth results in the same gut-wrenching process - the thinking, the visions. The bottle, the blood, the cries for help, the asshole taxi drivers... The throbbing and perpetual thoughts disallows any kind of slp. Body drenched in sweat. You open yr eyes, and u see the darkness, the floor, the ceiling. But yr mind's eye still sees the events that transpired the previous day. It allegedly takes 10 days to heal. Physically yes. Mentally, definitely not. It's gonna take alot of mental strength to overcome this, Ive heard. But all that strength has already been used dealing with past shit, so I doubt there is any left in the tank. But its very comforting and touching to know that there are friends and family u can depend on, whether u need or ask for their help, they are there to offer it to u. They provide the positives in a world so full of evil. The samaritans vs the satans.

And the image that will forever remind me of that fateful day....

Expelli-flour-mus!

Happy Birthday to me. After a bout of mild "emoing" and severe lethargy, the day turned on its head with some explosive action. Rockin' like J Lo's On The Floor. Or maybe shd be renamed On The Flour.

Completely blindsided. Thx to the extremely pink word icing on d cake, I got stripped off the cooler sounding title of abominable snowman and became abominable snow white instead =.= . This is the awesomest bunch of ppl in Sunway. Plus few others too of course.

My bro asked why I had "sticky white stuff in my undies" (Due to Gary's flour-stuffing antics). And I very absent-mindedly replied " Blame Gary. He did it." Hopefully my bro's mind won't start to wonder too much. Or else, with that thought in his head, what else would he think by seeing that "sticky white stuff" on my cap, shirt and pants??? LOL.

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One show that I've mentioned couple times and is definitely worth the mention is ONE TREE HILL. It's entertaining, realistic and surprisingly educational. It's worth another mention, but this time for more superficial reasons. The eye candy. Seriously

Sophia Bush

Danneel Harris

Shantel VanSanten

Hilarie Burton

Bethany Joy Galeotti

Jana Kramer

Kate Voegele

The last 2 have very ample assets. Lol.

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Having severe HP withdrawal syndrome. Found these extremely hilarious...

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I have no idea why phones and earphones have a hate-relationship with me. They get spoilt in my care every freakin time in every way possible =.=

Uni lecturers are beginning to get on my nerves. Uni is beginning to get on my nerves. Can't they just do what they were paid to do and TEACH? preach abt effectiveness and efficiency when evidently he doesnt practice what he preaches - spending half hr crapping in his own world. And turning sth so simple into sth so complicated.

Its only week 2 and I'm already behind. I have absolutely no mood to study and no motivation. Maybe the term Final Year manifested itself too seriously lol.

Holidays

* Why the hell is JB so freaking hot. Endless perspiration from the endless heat and humidity. It's as if JB is the new Sahara and sweat just cannot stop trickling from every pore imaginable.

* Listening to somebody describe a wet dream is awkward as it is. Hearing it from your brother makes it worse.

* One annoyingly injured wrist and I'm back to pre-NS mode. A 70kg pumpkin. I'm officially fat. Again. So fat that even my fat dad called me fat.

* Didn't realise how easy it is blowing money during a shopping spree. Especially when it's for your sis. And most of it was spent on Justin Bieber related crap.

* Accompanied my sis shopping for clothes. Then the salesman flirted. With me. =.=

* Having good grades can be a burden. When it is no longer viewed as an achievement but an expectation.

* Transformers: Dark of the Moon was boring. Harry Potter & Deathly Hallows Part 2 was brilliant.

* Was smoking with my bro outside JB checkpoint. Got stopped by police cos they thought I was underaged. =.=

* Babies are awesome.

* Realised why I cherish and treasure relationships and friendships so much. Cos both my dad and high-school-me didn't.

* Had a very very very very rare personal convo with dad abt family, finances, history and friendships. It was cool.

* Final year starts in a week. Time to rev up the party engine. Time to make the final push and ensure everyone graduates together and leave no man/woman behind. To leave no wrongs unrighted. Clean slates as we make our first forays into the corporate environment.

* Kate Voegele has really awesome boobs.

* Glee is extremely lame, cheesy and corny, yet addictive. Pretty mundane storylines, overloaded with songs, hot cheerleaders and for some weird reason there seems to be an abundance of gay/lesbian relations. And Chord Overstreet is way better than Bieber. Heh.

F-R-E-E-D-O-M (for 4 weeks)

Quite miraculous. Discussing potential exam qns for IBF and Macro and almost all came out exactly. Lol. Hopefully next sem there are units like IBF. Super fun to study. heh. This has to be the weirdest sem. All units (sans macro) seemed so difficult to comprehend as the sem progressed. Yet (at the risk of sounding tad complacent and conceited) all the exam papers were kinda easy. KINDA. did not require tremendous brain-wrecking rumination. Cept maybe a lil of AIS. Now just gotta patiently wait for 11 July to see if I maintained the educational holy grail. Or if ppl's expectations got the better of me and i bombed. lol.

4 weeks of break. Get to relax. Enjoy. Usher in final year. But the BEST part of this hols is definitely...the return of those 2 ladies from down under. The wait is over. =)

The Lazy Mood

Still 2 more papers to go. Yet its as if exams have ended and hols are here. And I pin the blame solely on this ridiculous lapse in between papers. Yes its great that we have time to revise and all, but I think it's abit too much. Party mood has swept in, study mood has gone out and days of intense revision has been drastically replaced with days of slacking.

Final Year. Time to make it COUNT. Time to make it SIGNIFICANT. And time to finally put MYSELF first, and fuck those ppl who had been receiving, but NOT deserving, such gracious assistance from yours truly. Always easier said than done, but the words 'final year' oozes an aura that just demands that little extra effort to make it work. After so long, I have finally seen the truth. It's ugly, and it's time to accede to the requests and advice of others, and get away from the ugly truth. We gonna rock this final year. But first, IBF and Macro. =.=

Edge of Glory

I'm on the Edge of Glory (i hope)...hanging on a moment of truth. 2 papers down, 2 more to go. Finally some breathing space after a hectic 2 weeks. AIS was a minibitch but shd be ok. Investment was not a bitch, and will be ok too. Not as hard as i envisaged it to be. Not too hard to fathom. Maybe, just maybe I overstudied. Lol. No harm done. So toughest papers shoved out the way. 11 days to tackle IBF & Macro and make em me bitches. Just needa get out of this lil "exam-is-over-time-to-chill" mood and get out the IBF book. Meh.

Didn't know Gaga cld be so influential in my penmanship lol.

Judas

Wondered why Britney Spears' "Till The World Ends" sounds similar to Ke$ha's "Blow". Then found out cos Ke$ha also wrote it. The music scene is in a sad state today. Alot of crap music. Lady Gaga accentuates it with "Judas". With lyrics like "I'll bring him down... a king with no crown", "in the most biblical sense I am beyond repentance, fame hooker prostitute wench, vomits her mind...", "Jesus is my virtue and Judas is the demon I cling to..", how can she not expect to receive the ire of the church lol.

Maybe I'll be a "Judas" one day. And that day is coming. SOON. It's now or never. And after much deliberation and rumination, think the time is now. There are some situations whereby your "want" suppresses your "need". Usually needs override wants. Like you "want" to do this but you cant cos you "need to" whatever instead. But I guess in this case I gotta overturn the norms and fulfill the wants instead. Cos if i cave in to my "needs" then I foresee more trouble ahead. For me. It's gonna be hard, but I gotta do what I gotta - and should- do. Time to do the unthinkable. I've had enough.

Bieber Fever

Bieber fever has swept into KL...out of KL... and into my home =.=

Its bad enough that sister has a major Bieber obsession - Bieber wallpaper, Bieber photos, Bieber book, Bieber painted on toenails, Bieber on phone cover. Kept saying "JB is so hot, handsome, cute blah blah blah". And I was tinking why the hell is she so into my friend??? Until I realised she was talking abt Justin Bieber.

.... now parents keep talkin abt Bieber. Even my muscially-challenged dad knows so much abt Bieber...so much that it induced a Bieber-conversation in the car en-route to dinner. =.=

And again keep linking me with Bieber. the hair. the cap. At least dad said I got da look first. haha.

After watching Never Say Never, have to admit that Bieber aint that bad. Have some newfound respect for him now. And that kid is bloody talented. But no, doesnt mean Im a Bieleber now. Just Shahlabi(eber). Haha. Retard.

Application of Economics in Life

This is an excerpt...

All the tests and exams and assgmts must have loosened our screws. Had lunch with the monkey in Pyramid Macd...

Monkey: How u did yr tutes man? And study for the tests and assignments...

Me: I did it in advance cuz I saw the busy weeks. Having no friends in uni means I have no social life. No social life increases the quantity of available time. So qty demand of time decreases, qty supply of time increases. Increase in supply of time leads to more work done, which increases work productivity. Also, cash outflow on social activities decreases.

Monkey: Yeah, but no social life also decreases quality of life coz ull get bored and lonely. So work productivity decreases. And a social life gives you economies of scale coz u get to copy during tests and discuss for assignments. And there'll be diminishing marginal returns of productivity coz for every extra hour of time you get, the benefit obtained from studying diminishes due to information overload.

I think we are both screwed lol.

Jar of Farts

3 tests in 3 consecutive days. A 30% assignment due a week after. Seriously who on God's fading green earth coordinates these assessments? It's as if they intentionally want students to fail to obtain more money from them. It's a miracle discussion transpired during 2 tests and went unnoticed. And its ridiculous that we have to read 5 chapters worth of material for 5marks. Brain filled to capacity. Complete absurdity. Just needa pull thru this 2 weeks, and then its time for a very well deserved break. Before the advent of exam stress. This time without the 2 beauties who are enjoying their assess off down under. Lol.

Current songs:

On The Floor (J Lo Feat Pitbull)

Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) (Pitbull Feat T-Pain)

Blow (Ke$ha)

Till The World Ends (Britney Spears)

Love Like Woe (The Ready Set)

Coming Home (Diddy-Dirty Money Feat Skylar Grey)

Jar of Hearts (Christina Perri)

Born This Way (Lady Gaga)

Born To Be Somebody (Justin Bieber)

More (Usher)

The Lazy Song (Bruno Mars)

Mid Sem

Being netless is starting to be an irritating routine. At least its been solved.

Guess the weeks of nerding ie doing tutes weeks in advance kinda helped seeing we got 3 tests and an assgmt cramped in 2 weeks. Who da hell coordinates all these? They need a brain check.

Kinda miss flirting with girls.

Miss my hometown kakis.

Miss the person I used to be.

Why do ppl never appreciate what they have, and continuously yearn for other things? You take what you have for granted, and once it leaves yr hands, you cry for it back. You don't know what you got till its gone. We should learn to be content with the things ard us. More importantly, the PEOPLE we share our lives with - friends, families etc. Cuz u nvr know when they may suddenly leave you in the dark of the night. And i don't mean death.

New Year, New Sem, Same Ol F*ckin Probs

Finally equipped with internet capabilities after weeks of rushing like desperate maniacs for wifi.

Got to realise how impt the net is. And no, not referring to facebook =.=

Wonder what the hell is Monash's criteria for hiring lecturers/tutors. Excellent command of Manglish? No requirement for basic English? Not sure if it was my boredom or serious annoyance of his basic English deficiencies but I actually noted several words he mispronounced:

-howholes (households)

-equibruim (equilibrium)

-suppy (supply)

-diffen (different)

-redue (reduce)

-levelue (revenue)

-garmen (government)

-crear (clear)

-insuran (insurance)

-popurar (popular)

-fick (fix)

-indilecly (indirectly)

- pear (pay)

-intest (interest)

- ulian (union)

ok im done. there are millions more but i guess the picture is clear. Torturous is an understatement. Oh well everyone is flawed.

I wonder if I give off this dumb retarded look. No not a look with my tongue sticking out and all but a look that gives ppl the impression Im dumb. I know almost everyone thinks im this bad boy who just clubs and parties and is some playboy and shit (well once they get to know me they realise just how opposite tt is lol - im lame, boring, unfun and old), but do I also look stupid? Management lecturer looked 0.0 when I told her i got HD, Biz Econs Stats kept talking to me like i was slow, and now Cost Info lec immediately called me a failure when she saw me. At least her 0.0 look when she realised I got HD was better. Shut her up. Lol. But still... =.=

Investing! Very fun initially. Making/Losing few hundreds was exciting, crazy searching for stocks, but now its become boring. Like losing 6000 a night doesnt arouse the "omg shit wtf!" feeling anymore. Guess got more impt things to worry abt...

Well well. Looks like Im just doomed to be entrapped in a conglomeration of problems and situations that just will never go away or will keep getting worse. And graciously new problems seem to appear. And sickeningly none of these probs are within my control. So what can I do? Nothing. But just watch and try not to experience more negativity than i already have. But of course thats always easier said than done.

Wellllllllllll

That ain't Justin Bieber with makeup

It's Yours Truly

Now why the hell would I have a pic of JB on my blog anywaes?

Heh

Fuckin' Imperfect

The world is full of fucking pricks. Heinous idiots who think nothing but the world of themselves. Hasn't anyone heard of that ubiquitous phrase "do unto others what you expect others to do unto you" or something pertaining along that line? Maybe only I have. It has become tired pathetic game whereby the gears rewind and the motion restarts again and again. I do not go around proclaiming myself as a self-righteous asshole cos at times I fall into the abovementioned category of pricks. But enough is enough. This is the umpteenth time I've told myself, and the millionth time I've done nothing about. The time is ripe to make a new life for myself, as time is scarce, but opportunities are aplenty. But is it worth it to go after what you want, not giving a damn about who you step on or betray in the process? Maybe. After all, these pricks probably will do the very same shit to you, whether you know it or not. They go after what they want, and you end up a byproduct of the mess they create en route to attaining their ultimate objective, whatever the fuck it may be. It has always been ingrained in my mentality that we shd treat others well (cue that stupid phrase). But I think it's time for change. Not wholesale. But change nontheless. Maybe its the shitty hols. The endless months of mental torture. Maybe it's the fact that I'm tired of the same crap regurgitating. Or maybe I'm just emo. Whatever it is, change is necessary. For better or worse. Never a self-proclamation of righteousness, but it is never fair that the perpetual dispensing of kindness replete with sincerity is constantly reimbursed with fucked up ingratitude dripping with unparalleled expectations laced with obligation. Fuck that. Why waste your precious time on people who don't deserve a second of it. No man is God. I may be part of God's grand scheme or some plan He has, but I AM NOT PART OF ANOTHER MAN'S PLAN TO BE MERCILESSLY USED. It's time to hit the "off" button on this stupid game. Or if it can't be switched off, then be the player, instead of the one being played.

One thing I realised when sending off my 2 close pals off today was that, in the face of adversity, when you can't get what you want, you shouldn't give up that easily and you should look for alternative solutions. And never limit your options. Have a blast down under pw and reb. We will be missing you in this dead place. Doesn't seem to flow with the earlier contents. Lol.

My Life is random & weird

I accidentally saw someone's dick while peeing in a public toilet. I stared at it for a few seconds. It wasn't awkward though cos it was my own.

While watching One Tree Hill, I found a leaf and twig on my chair in my room. Hmm.

Was in the kitchen when my sis asked "Have u eaten?". I said no. She looked at me and said "I was talking to the hamster". -.-

Met my lesbian cousin at another cousin's wedding. Turns out she has more gfs than I ever had. Lol.

Isn't the phrase "discovered missing" a paradox? If something is discovered, it can't be missing, and if it's missing, it can't be discovered.

After showering, I found a pair of pliers next to my toothbrush. Wtf...

A mosquito bit my ankle, sucked my blood then subsequently dropped dead.

I've finally become a huge success after getting my first million. But all that changed after I closed the window on my laptop.

Saw an"I ♥ Justin Bieber" t-shirt while in Singapore. Worn by a guy.

In Guardian, I saw a bald man buying shampoo. Lolz.

My older bro's msn pm was "ashamed to be living in this era with singers such as Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga". Yet he has Baby, Teenage Dream and Alejandro in his car.

I was molested. In a freaking mosque.

Was browsing through some business books in Popular and came across 3 books on Justin Bieber. They were actually under the 'Fiction' shelf.

Today, I discovered I have a really weird spastic toilet connection with a friend. Whenever we sms/talk on the phone/msn/fb chat, one of us always is in/have to go to the toilet.

A friend told me in London, they remixed Maher Zain's 'Insha Allah' into a clubbing song. Wtf? Isn't that equivalent to blasting Avenged Sevenfold's 'God Hates Us' during Sunday service in church?

It is reported that excessive masturbation causes temporary but serious memory loss. Can't remember where I read it from though.

What the Heck.

Speeding in heavy rain.

Blasting metal at midnight.

Weirdly provides some sort of high.

Yet in a rare juxtaposition, it's also weirdly therapeutic.

"All my life I've been good,

But now, I'm thinking what the hell!"

"Tell me what you want to hear,

Something that were like those years,

Sick of all the insincere,

So I'm gonna give all my secrets away."

Current Songs:

P!nk - F**kin' Perfect

Avril Lavigne - What The Hell

Bruno Mars - Marry You

Ke$ha - Blow

Rihanna - S & M

Eminem - No Love

Flo Rida - Who Dat Girl

A7x - I Won't See You Tonight

My Life is weirdly random...

Been home alone the last couple days. Had to wake up early, feed the chickens, feed the turkey, the pigeons, the rabbit, the hamster and that funny yellow/blue colourful bird. Then had to wash the clothes, take in the clothes, fold em, cook the food, clean the cutlery, clean the rooms, wipe dusty areas, sweep and mop the floors and warm up the food when my bro came home from work. I felt like my mom. Had to water the plants, read financial statements, change lightbulbs and read newspapers. Felt like my dad. Had to study for my driving theory test. Felt like my older brother. Read financial books. Felt like my younger brother. Did some mundane and mindless onlining. Felt like my sister. Then got to relax, listen to music and talk abt company reporting with Michelle. Finally felt like myself.

Was eating a Ferrero Rocher with my right hand when an ad came on TV advising us to have a balanced diet. So I went downstairs and ate one more with my left hand. =.=

I realised I was eating chips when watching Salt, facebooking when watching The Social Network and was watching Twilight: Eclipse at night.

In Taylor Swift's new album, each of her song is abt one specific guy she's had experience with or dated. If I made an album like that I'd probably have less than 5 songs.

I had a DSLR camera! Then I woke up. I was pissed. Then I wasn't pissed anymore cos in the dream the camera was spoiled.

Discovered my feline room invader of few days ago has kittens in my kitchen ceiling.

Just realised why therapists understand rape victims so well. I mean, they are The Rapists .... lol.

Ke$ha could be disguised as my pet hamster. Not only is it an animal but it's also a cannibal.

Was in my friend's room when he asked if I wanted to lift iron. I said sure. He then gave me a freaking iron from the ironing board.

Saw this huge bald mechanic wearing a leather jacket with tats on both arms. Pretty tough looking guy... until his phone rang and Justin Bieber's "Baby" came on.

Just found out dad has fb under some secret identity. Crap.

My driving instructor was talking to us about driving ethics and road rules. He then got summoned for driving against the flow of traffic.

Wore my Monash Uni shirt while playing golf. People I met said I must be super smart cos I'm in one of the best Unis in the world. At least they got half of that right. LOL.

Managed to wake up at 930am without alarm. Felt like a normal human being for once.

My sister had been using my bro's laptop for hours. When I liked her fb status, the com crashed.

Was reading a book when I thought, no one judges a book by its cover. Don't they judge a book by its summary at the back?

PhasedBook

So, rumours are rife around cybertown that the advent of the cessation of everyone's favourite website - Facebook, is near . The medium perfect for stalking. Virtual thuds must be reverberating somewhere in cyberspace as netizens are banging their heads against walls - if these rumours are to be true. Come March 2011, life, as we know it, could change. LOL. Well it wouldn't be THAT bad right?

Instead of staying cooped up at home all day n night stalking ppl, you'd be required to get off yr ass and make actual friends.

Instead of commenting on every photo/wall post/status, you would have actual conversations.

Instead of uploading every single pic, u can print em out/develop em. More memorable I think to have a 'hard' copy.

However, I do think there will be a massive downside to it too.

People who have severe withdrawal symptoms will be going to people's houses and writing on their walls.

Molestation cases will be on the rise cos they will be poking others.

They will be following random ppl and documenting their every move.

There will be an increase in the demand for fishes, farms and the like while gambling and mafias will be on the rise.

I'm sure the repercussions would be more profuse and intricate. How do we deal should this event actually transpire? Well, just remember the life u had prior to facebook I guess. if you can't remember that far back, then just find something new to consume your life. Like Twitter, MySpace or whatever. Heh.

Johor Baru From The Sky

So many things to do.

So little time left.

I hate how the holidays have turned out.

But I'm glad I'm blessed to have found another "family".

Can't wait to leave JB for Sunway.

But at the same time I don't wanna.

Sux.

What's the freakin point in rehashing details of the past? I'm in uni now, not high school. Thr's no point bringing up shits from the past. Now I'm considered THE failure. Sheesh. Things change. People change. RESULTS change goddammit. Judge me for who i am NOW. not bloody 6 yrs ago.

Wonder what happens if facebook really shuts down on March 15th. Lol.

Current Mood: Shit.

Current Songs:

Kate Voegele - Angel

Taio Cruz - Higher

Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm F*ckin' You)

Bruno Mars - Talking To The Moon

Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)

Maher Zain - The Chosen One

Train - If It's Love

The Saturdays - Higher

Shontelle - Perfect Nightmare

S.H.E. - 愛就對了

PS: "I decided to play with my cock today. After a while I got bored so I decided to put it back in its cage" from the previous post is a play on words. The 'cock' refers to my pet chicken and not sth else u dirty minded perverts. Lol.

My Life is randomly weird...

On New Years, there were parties galore. No one came to mine. I didn't throw a party.

I stayed up all night wondering about insomnia.

I thought of having a fap. Then dad walked in. I forgot to lock the door. If I had started...

I was bored so I decided to do something bold while my whole family was home. I stripped naked...in the bathroom.

I decided to play with my cock today. After a while I got bored so I put it back in its cage.

I spent one whole night planning my units for the next 3 sems. Went to the darn uni website and reenrolment was closed.

Can't seem to connect to the net, sms or make/rcv calls from hp or housephone only in my room. Weird.

Some weird guy in front of me was shouting at this woman in mandarin and his dog kept barking non-stop. It was getting really loud and annoying so I turned the tv off.

Friend made a bet that if I get a gf next sem I owe her 3 meals (one whole day). So if I DON'T get a gf next sem she owes me 3 meals. Looks like a win-win situation to me. Here's to you Rebecca Vincent.

My mom asked me how to spell "dialogue". She's an English major.

My friend called my house phone and asked me if I was home.

Saw many insects flying around an unused waterfall. Realised they were bees. There was a friggin bee hive in my house.

My sister and I watched The Tourist. The ticket lady asked if we wanted a couple seat.

My sister and I were facilitators for an English camp and were getting ready at 7am. She was talking about how she's good at interacting with children. I was bloody tired and sleepy and wanted to express that I was only good for sleeping. I blurted "I'm good in bed".

I was on fb when my friend asked for my bro's new hp no. I didn't even know he had a new no.

Last week I ran into a friend at a mall. Luckily he wasn't hurt.

As I was typing this, a cat casually strolled out of my room and walked down the stairs. I don't have a cat. Hmm...